What I did for Christmas.

Teacher : come up to the front of the class and tell us what you did for Christmas
Matthew reluctantly gets up and walks to the front of the class
Teacher: well go ahead
Matthew : I watched two movies one was Jacobs Ladder and the other one was the Chronicles of Narnia.
Teacher: Oh the Chronicles of Narnia I heard that was wonderful.
Matthew: sure the special effects were cool but if you want to see a really good version of it watch the BBC one. The acting was really flat in this newest one. The BBC overall was better.
The teacher has a look of disappointment on her face.
Teacher:Ok well what about this other movie
Matthew:Jacobs ladder is an amazing movie about a man, hallucinating, going to hell, struggling with insanity and dying. It was incredible. I had seen this before but I forgot how great it was. There are scenes that truly disturb your sub conscience. The one where he is being taken into the asylm and there are limbs everywhere is barely watchable. It is a must see.
Teacher: umm ok thank you. Billy what did you do for Christmas.