Thursday, August 11, 2005

Mockstreetfilms Possible Mission Statements

Mockstreetfilms mission is to.....

Make it to mars and back on time and under budget!

Create a softer softball and a harder hardball.

Unveil thee doorway to the abyss(directly under the AMPM on Union and 6th in Tacoma)

Invent a time machine to go back and burn the set of Full House. Saving the minds of millions from inhuman torture.

Build the fastest wooden race car in cub scout pack #68

Get Conan O'brian on Prime Time.

Build a portal to the mainstream film dimension and sneak as many Seattle artisans through as possible.

Convince the emperor of Japan that Blade runner is the best movie of all time thus moving us closer to world domination

Develop an andriod for release in 2015 that we can send back to 2007 to stop the production of inevitable sequels to the Terminator series.

Read the minds of birds

2 Comments:

At 10:31 AM, Blogger Eric said...

nope I got nuthin

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger Eric said...

Nope I do have sumthing

Mockstreet Films will Itchy Itchy Rash for The Symbonese Liberation Army by Superior Technical Stuff. Mockstreet Films will thereby Because we care.

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