Robby The Robot

Ok my PC at home is functional but I'm still not jacked into the cyber world. My modem sits in Redmond on union hill at a UPS store because they keep trying to deliver it at 5pm when I'm not freakin home. So I have to drive out there to get it. But I cant because I'm to busy and its like 20 minutes away! Oh well that isn't whats making me grouchy its the Robby the Robot empathetic automated customer service representatives at Qwest, UPS, PugetSound Energy etc etc. The "I'm sorry I didn't get that can you say it again" Non humans. If you don't know what I"m talking about call UPS and try to get ahold of a human. When I finally did the human had know idea what I wanted. I think she was in shock someone broke through the labyrinth of synthesized sympathizing. Anyway, she finally found out my modem was in Redmond and I just had to laugh she added "Oh sorry looks like they don't have a phone there" this is where above my mind little Qbert symbols started happening. &#!%*$